Saturday, October 23, 2010

Haikus: Vol. 4

HAIKU TO A GIRL:
I THINK I LIKE YOU
AND NOW BECAUSE OF GOOGLE
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

RINGWORM ON MY FACE
MY FRIENDS ARE SCARED OF ME NOW
I HAVE A SAD LIFE

SUMMER SKIES ARE BLUE
THE OCEAN IS BLUE AS WELL
SO ARE CHOKING KIDS

MY HEART IS BROKEN
HOW COULD SHE HAVE BEEN SO CRUEL?
SHE CALLED ME A DUNCE

CRUSTY STICKY EYES
ARMPITS SPROUTING FROM ARMPITS
THIS IS MY BODY

SPIDERS IN MY MOUTH
COCKROACHES IN MY STOMACH
THESE ARE THINGS I EAT

INSOMNIACS HAIKU:
I CANT GO TO SLEEP
THOUGHTS OF TERROR IN MY BRAINS
WILL TEN ADVILS HELP?

HAIKU TO MY SON:
YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL
SOMETIMES YOUR VOICE CAN BREAK GLASS
PLEASE HIT PUBERTY

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