My roommate has the tendency to talk nonsense in his sleep. I will attempt to sort out what he says into haikus..and if you see one that actually makes sense, then I probably just thought it up and threw it in there.
Note: these were not all said in this order, I'm just rearranging them; I really doubt my roommate would sleep-talk in haikus..and I might change things to fit the proper format. He also talks really fast when he sleeps, so I'm just going with what I hear..
GET TO THE BACK YARD
BILLY I KNOW YOURE THERE NOW
THREE SHOES ON TWO FEET
HELLO KAITLYN WHAT
ITS LIKE HUH I DONT EVEN
HUH HUH WHAT HUH MMENGHS
WATCHING MY ROOMMATE:
ITS MY FAVORITE HOBBY
UNTIL HE WAKES UP
GIANT TITRANTIS
HEY DID I JUST SAY SOMETHING?
UHNG I LOVE YOU TOO*
THE ROOM IS SHAKING
PANICKED, I COVER MY EARS
DEATH SNORES ARE COMING
I REALLY THINK THAT
FOOT FEET ARE THEN JUST TOYS BOTS
I DID MORE DENMARK
I'M WATCHING YOU SLEEP
THEN SOMETHING WEIRDER HAPPENS
YOU HUMP YOUR BED...HARD
I thought there would be a lot more of Nick's crazy mumblings, but he seems to have stopped talking for the night.
wellimgoingtobedsinceyouallcaresomuchaboutwhatimdoingnextdontforgettofollowmeplzplzplzijustwanttoseempopularandupbeathahasoilladdacoupleofthese:D:D:D::D:D:):):):)!!!!!!!!!1!followmeplzandgoodnighthahahaha
(*In case you were wondering, I did not say "I love you" to him..it came out of the blue..besides, I'm waiting for him to say it first...
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