I Know

I know.
I know things.
I know things that you know.

I know.
I know that.
I know that you don't.
I know that you don't know.
I know that you don't know that I know.

I know.
I know what you think.
I know what you think I don't know.
I know what you think.
I know.

I know that you don't know that I know.
I know that you don't know.
I know that you don't.
I know that.
I know.

I know things that you know.
I know things.
I know.

Haikus: Vol. 10- A Chain of Haikus

I got this idea from my last post and wanted to see how long I could keep it going. You'll catch on.

House flies with balloons
Military says: Swamp Gas
Kevin is dead, kids

Houseflies with balloons
Sounds like an awesome party
Hope I'm invited...

Housewives with balloons
Sounds like a baby shower
Must get away now

Housewives with baboons
Who let them out of their cage?
The housewives-I mean

Baboons with house knives
It's like Planet of the Apes,
Only for hipsters

Baboons eat house knives
It's just like sword swallowing,
Only for hipsters

Well, that seems to be it; I'm stuck. But if you want, feel free to continue in the comments. It's fun, I swear.

Haikus: Vol. 9

Times New Roman: Bland
Webdings: Secret codes for spies
Comic Sans: *Facepalm

When a hamster dies
Unless it died from the flu
It becomes my lunch

Cram for an exam
Textbooks don't make good pillows
Wake with a  headache

Our house caught aflame
I rose up from the ashes
Still on fire, though.

Majestic- I ran
I then tripped over my shoes
..Heroically..

Body-guards deployed
My interview was awful
Next time I'll wear pants

Scumbag Santa Haiku:
Sneaks into your house
Eats food; leaves sketchy boxes
Is loved by all kids

Reindeer fly over
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
Santa is dead, kids

UFO flies by
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
E.T is dead, kids

House flies with balloons
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
Kevin is dead, kids

Houseflies with balloons
Sounds like an awesome party
Hope I'm invited..