Jake and Amir Script

Intro

Jake: Hi, you're watching Jake and a meerkat... There I said it. Happy?

Amir: [meows]

End Intro

Main Part

[Jake and Amir are sitting at their desks. Amir has a beanie, coat, gloves, and other cold-weather-clothes while Jake is just wearing a tank top and shorts. Amir suddenly looks up from his computer.]

Amir: Jake

[Jake tries to ignore]

Amir: Jake... Jake...

[Jake continues ignoring]

Amir: Jakejakejakejakejake

[Still ignoring. Amir throws a paper ball at Jake. It hits him, but he doesn't react]

Amir: Jake..I need you to look at me

[Ignores]

Amir: Jake, I need you to look

[Ignores]

Amir: Jake I need you

[Winces slightly, but keeps ignoring]

Amir: Jake..

[Amir blows on Jake's face. Nothing happens (except you can see Jake's hair moving with Amir's breath)]

[Amir takes out a snack (packet of M&Ms or something like that) and throws one at Jake. He catches it in his mouth without looking. Still ignores Amir.]

[Out of things on his desk to throw at Jake, Amir takes his beanie off and throws it at him. It lands perfectly on Jake's head and he doesn't even flinch.]

[Next, Amir takes off his glasses and throws them at Jake. They land perfectly on his face, and Jake still pretends not to notice.]

[Jake yawns and stretches at his desk. As he is doing so, Amir takes off his coat (or hoodie) and throws it at Jake. The coat/hoodie lands over Jake's raised arms and he puts it on without looking at Amir. We now see that Amir had nothing on underneath the coat/hoodie.]

Amir: Jake..uh, Jake [Amir does weird things in an attempt to get Jake to look at him. It doesn't work]

[Amir takes his sweatpants off and tosses them at Jake, who is getting up from his desk. The pants land on his chair. When Jake gets back with a drink, he puts them on over his shorts before sitting down, still ignoring Amir.]

[A shot of Amir shows that he is completely naked, except for his gloves and socks and shoes.]

Amir: Uh, Jake..I'm gonna need those back. So if you could, just throw 'em back over here.

[Still ignored.]

Amir: Just throw 'em back ova here

[Ignored]

Amir: Just throw 'em..throw'em

[Nothing]

Amir: Jake, c'mon....JAKE

[Cut to 4 hours later, the end of work.]

[Jake finally looks at Amir.]

Jake: Hey man, I'm gonna head out.

Amir: Wait, what about-

[Jake (still wearing Amir's clothes) interrupts, extending his fist for a fistbump]

Jake: Alright, dude. See ya.

[Amir returns the fistbump.]

Amir: Peace brotha...wait though.

[Jake has already turned around]

Jake: I'm out. 

Amir: [laughs] Alright, peace. Later. (continues saying bye as Jake leaves)

[End with a shot of Amir in his chair, still naked except for his gloves and socks and shoes.]