A Quick Story

> Be 19
> Hungry after working out
> Get to dining hall and grab tray
> Get grapes and applesauce in a bowl and a glass of a smoothie
> It's called "Strawberry Landslide"
> Don't notice the foreshadowing
> Go to dinner line
> Set tray on ledge and wait for line to move
> Hungry, eat a grape
> Tastes good
> Go for another grape
> Grape falls out of mouth
> Attempt to catch it
> Punch tray off ledge accidentally
> Everything goes flying
> "Strawberry Landslide" hits my shorts
> Like a landslide down my entire leg
> Smoothie glass hits ground, glass shatters
> Managed to catch the grape though
> Clean up while everyone looks
> Bend down to wipe my leg
> Spaghetti falls out of my pocket
> Everything's cleaned up, go get another smoothie
> Almost drop this one as the server hands it to me
> Mumble apology
> She says "Wat?"
> "Sorry, I think my feet smell like strawberries now."
> Walk away

I've already written the sequel:

> Never go to ECV again