Times New Roman: Bland
Webdings: Secret codes for spies
Comic Sans: *Facepalm
When a hamster dies
Unless it died from the flu
It becomes my lunch
Cram for an exam
Textbooks don't make good pillows
Wake with a headache
Our house caught aflame
I rose up from the ashes
Still on fire, though.
Majestic- I ran
I then tripped over my shoes
..Heroically..
Body-guards deployed
My interview was awful
Next time I'll wear pants
Scumbag Santa Haiku:
Sneaks into your house
Eats food; leaves sketchy boxes
Is loved by all kids
Reindeer fly over
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
Santa is dead, kids
UFO flies by
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
E.T is dead, kids
House flies with balloons
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
Kevin is dead, kids
Houseflies with balloons
Sounds like an awesome party
Hope I'm invited..
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