Friday, December 16, 2011

Haikus: Vol. 9

Times New Roman: Bland
Webdings: Secret codes for spies
Comic Sans: *Facepalm

When a hamster dies
Unless it died from the flu
It becomes my lunch

Cram for an exam
Textbooks don't make good pillows
Wake with a  headache

Our house caught aflame
I rose up from the ashes
Still on fire, though.

Majestic- I ran
I then tripped over my shoes
..Heroically..

Body-guards deployed
My interview was awful
Next time I'll wear pants

Scumbag Santa Haiku:
Sneaks into your house
Eats food; leaves sketchy boxes
Is loved by all kids

Reindeer fly over
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
Santa is dead, kids

UFO flies by
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
E.T is dead, kids

House flies with balloons
Military says: "Swamp Gas"
Kevin is dead, kids

Houseflies with balloons
Sounds like an awesome party
Hope I'm invited..

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