"Hey Honey, can-" *SMACK*
Don't bug men when they play C.O.D
He smacked that hoe, hard
Feet warts and no bucks
Life's hard as a college kid
They're all I have now
Yo mama's so fat
She could eat fifty children
Like, Literally
I saw an old man
I went up and pushed him down
Then I ran. Go Dawgs.
Kids suffocated
Buildings evacuated
Roommate's got the farts
Caitlyn Hentenaar:
Bearded, Soiled, and Sticky
Send her away, please
Piano Man Haiku:
He tickles the keys
If those keys were young children
He'd be sent to jail
Totally Didn't Happen Haiku:
Thought they were chip crumbs
Who leaves toenails in chip bags?
It's still tasty though...
Dogs will not leave you
You scream "Get help! I'm dying!"
They still won't leave you
1. I can't believe you put that one in there.
ReplyDelete2. Did that really happen?
3. These get better and better. I feel inspired.
1. That one was in there before I sent it to you
ReplyDelete2. No, the toenails are in a cupcake wrapper..I still didn't eat them
3. Thxbro