Haikus: Vol. 5

WHEN I SHAVE MY BEARD

OWL NESTS FALL OUT OF IT

I NEED TO SHAVE MORE

IM A MOUNTAIN MAN

ANTS ARE CRAWLING IN MY HAIR

I WANT TO GO HOME

I AM SO HUNGRY

TOO BAD I SEWED MY LIPS SHUT

I GUESS ILL JUST STARVE

I RUN OVER CATS

I DO IT BECAUSE ITS FUN

NEXT TIME ILL TRY KIDS

INVISIBLE HAIKU:

NOT INVISIBLE HAIKU:

WAITING AT MY HOUSE

MAYBE FRIENDS WILL COME THIS TIME

BUT THEY NEVER DO

CAMERAS IN YOUR ROOM

YOU ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE

TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN

WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

THE SMELL MAKES ME REALIZE

IM IN A DUMP TRUCK

MY RAGE CONSUMES ME

RAY KEEPS STEALING MY LUNCH MEAT

ILL KILL THAT KITTEN

I GO TO THE CLUB

IM NOT WEARING ANY PANTS

IM QUICKLY KICKED OUT

WHEN I THINK OF YOU

MY LIMBIC SYSTEM ACTS UP

THAT IS GOOD...TRUST ME

IM IN THE DAYCARE

PEOPLE YELL AND KICK ME OUT

NEXT TIME ILL WEAR PANTS

IM AT GRANDMAS HOUSE

SHES LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

NEXT TIME ILL WEAR PANTS

SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE

I AM SUCH A HEART BREAKER

I TOLD HER "HELL NO"

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

I WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE

WHY ARENT WE FRIENDS?

I AM SO TIRED

I HAVE GONE DAYS WITH NO SLEEP

ITS THE CRYSTAL METH